Sometimes people are dicks.

I wrote this as my chalenge to the eyeballer:



Dear Eyeballer,

You have broked the codes of milan in the following bits. You broke the first code by asking all of your heretekal sumthings and sayins about why do we even need a regent. That is sum bullshit and I let it slide because originally i thout that you wre following the ammendment thingy or annotation or the other A word thing of the code where we are responsible for looking on our brothers and being our brothers keepers. You broke the fifth bits of the code multiple times by first stepping to paul and starting shit because he looked at you. According to the ammendmmennt we are allowed to look at each other and check up on what they are doing. He was just checkin you before you wrecked you. Which you did anyway. By breaking the fifth code again. You insulted my priest and mocked her publicly when she was trying to share her knowledge about a dangerous foe to the sect. this contributed to her being shouted down and the sabbat as a whole not benefitting from her expertise. She is magic. We are against magic. Recognize. Bitch. Then you broke the fifth code yet again while Danni and The ROCK GUY were in a shouting match you walked around to others and kept talking shit that was divisive and only helped yourself and made you look good. Which is also breaking number six. So in doing that you broke five again and six.

By the ritae of the monomacy, I oficially chalenge you as a True Sabbat. If you have finally joined a pack and have a pack priest, then give this to them, if not, then find your self an advocate in 3 nights and god save your soul. Since we have no biship, The arbiter might have to be the archbiship.

It should be stated that the reason that I did not chalenge you immediately is because we were dealing with major issues impacting the sect and we needed everyone in the case of a fight that night.

I hope that we can resolve this as Sabbat Lasombra quickly. unless you are afraid and wish to refuse my challenge which you are allowed to do under the rite of monomacy.

Thanks,

Konrad.

Learnin and suff

"The thing with me is I am smart. And I'm self-smarted basically by myself. Basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things, I've self... Like self-learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess, it's that I don't need the books or the schooling-type things. I just get everything on my own. And because of that, I'm alive right now. I mean, If I'd read more books or tried to go on to college and different things like that, I'd be dead right now. Because people say books and college are for to be to make you smarter, but they can also be for to be to get you dead, which is what could've happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen, cause i don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff. And if it was full, it's only part-full and that's why I'm alive right now." - Sum Guy



The thing is... I've like totally done that myself. I learned myself the motorcycles and bikes and stuff. If I'd gone to school, I wuld be dead. I'm 77. That's a lot. Most 77's are dead. People only started making it that high recenty. If I was schoolin smart, Then I'd be dead. I never wuld have joined the Outlaws. It wuld have for to be sumone else who got bit and earned their fangs. Pap died before he was 77. Pap never earned his fangs. If I hadn't self-learned myself then things wuld be bad. I'd be dead.

The other nite we totally fuked up sum snakes and vipers. I didnt know what people were talking about until I saw him. The others took the temple from the front. I took control of the others for gurding their escape route. Foes of the sabbat are always cowards nad always run. I new i was going to see action. Unfortunately their were a ton of other Lasombra that tagged along. They were ok, but not as good. I lead and they followed which was good. He came out of a hole as a snake and then turned into a vampire snake thing. It was gross. we faut and he used his mind powers on the other effective ones. The one that didnt speak english staked him and he kept going. If I was more learned then maybe he wuld have been able to get into my mind but because it isnt overly full he culdnt find where the thinking bit hides. He made the others forget him or made them fight for him or made them run away.

He stabbed through my chest but didnt realize how tough I am. I punched him in the face until all the learnin leaked out and then I ripped his head off for good measure. To many people that night had been eye-balling me or asking to many questions or using to many big words. My rage self wanted out to play so I let him a bit. His body ashed. It was nice. I got battle scarrs for my victory and leadership.

sumone said I'm to stupid to kill. I'm not stupid. I just proved that I'm more self-learned than sum snake man vampire guy. I have to self-lerned myself for to be killed.

Memories

I remember being humin. Hell, I'm still in the range of a humin life. The things I've seen though aren't humin. But I remember being humin.

I was just a wee kiddo. Normaly had I been born at any other time I would have been sissifiet. But my life has always been war. I want to work with my mom. I learnet what half a ton and 3/4 of a ton was before i really had any proper skoolin. I was two young and culdnt work with the explosive bits. 500 #s. Thats where I mostly worket. I member the klanging and the bangin of the metal. the COP was huge. Go cornhuskers we wuld say. the COP was 20 miles square. it had jobs for thousands. I worket while my pappy foght.

Mom said that pappy never comed back from the world war too. I dont really remember him then anymore. i met him later in our life.